Sunday, November 27, 2011
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Telling A Secret Secretly
"Well, it’s no secret that the BEST thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets. SECRETLY." -SpongeBob
Aha... I have a secret to tell, but telling it here spells 'Hello? Then the world will know, so what is the point of this thing? Yennaaa???'.
Yea, but I'll spill it, anyway.
Last night, my friends and I (yep, we're housemates) left the key to our house at home. We realized the estupida problema just before the car engine 'lets get it started'. We got panicked for 5 seconds. Yes, 5 seconds only as we are so the positive thinking type of people.
"Ok, let's use a lug wrench (just type 'tools used to change a tire' on google image) to break the grill," I sang.
"You mean like.... breaking into our own house?" said Housemate #1.
"Hello? This is paining but it's an amazing experience. Want do this or don't want?" I explained.
"Alrighty then, let's do this!" replied Housemate #2.
Oho... we did some damage but still no success. I asked Housemate #1 to get a hammer from a neighbour who was so the busy pretending he didn't see us trying to do some breaking instead of baking. I used the claw (a part of a hammer a.k.a. a goat's nail) to bend the steel (the one with the padlock in it). Then, Housemate #1 took over by hammering it once. Wa-lah..... see a photo below for a clearer viewer.
Aha... I have a secret to tell, but telling it here spells 'Hello? Then the world will know, so what is the point of this thing? Yennaaa???'.
Yea, but I'll spill it, anyway.
Last night, my friends and I (yep, we're housemates) left the key to our house at home. We realized the estupida problema just before the car engine 'lets get it started'. We got panicked for 5 seconds. Yes, 5 seconds only as we are so the positive thinking type of people.
"Ok, let's use a lug wrench (just type 'tools used to change a tire' on google image) to break the grill," I sang.
"You mean like.... breaking into our own house?" said Housemate #1.
"Hello? This is paining but it's an amazing experience. Want do this or don't want?" I explained.
"Alrighty then, let's do this!" replied Housemate #2.
Oho... we did some damage but still no success. I asked Housemate #1 to get a hammer from a neighbour who was so the busy pretending he didn't see us trying to do some breaking instead of baking. I used the claw (a part of a hammer a.k.a. a goat's nail) to bend the steel (the one with the padlock in it). Then, Housemate #1 took over by hammering it once. Wa-lah..... see a photo below for a clearer viewer.
See the grill? Looks like 'papa grilled n mama chopped' already, isn't it? Fabuloso.
In the end, we used an extra padlock. How? Ok, that is not important.
Monday, November 14, 2011
The Best Things In Life Are Free
Assalamua'laikum wbt & Hellew :)
Welcome to my blog. I've had several blogs before but they are left there, barren without care. Ahaha...
Anyway, thanks for coming. I'll be sharing photos in this blog and I hope that I can do this! Please take note that I'll be typing in a highly contaminated language, as I please. Why? Because by doing so, I feel FREE. This blog is also FREE. Ahak~
Orait, enough. Today, I'd like to share a picture (photo?) of the toys I got for FREE. But of course, you have to buy the Happy Meal to get the FREE menan la, kan?
p/s : The pekerja who passed me the menan couldn't even pronounce 'Hamburglar' (the one on the left in the picture above) correctly. So sad.
Welcome to my blog. I've had several blogs before but they are left there, barren without care. Ahaha...
Anyway, thanks for coming. I'll be sharing photos in this blog and I hope that I can do this! Please take note that I'll be typing in a highly contaminated language, as I please. Why? Because by doing so, I feel FREE. This blog is also FREE. Ahak~
Orait, enough. Today, I'd like to share a picture (photo?) of the toys I got for FREE. But of course, you have to buy the Happy Meal to get the FREE menan la, kan?

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